Heralded by many as “the greatest possible sequel to The Ocho that could ever have been imagined by someone’s mind”, El Nine-O is a template for comedy gold. Fuck that, it’s a template for comedy PLATINUM, BABY. Listen, and your ears will thank you. I really don’t know *how* they’re going to do that per se… maybe, like, one day that won’t be as waxy or something. Or maybe for one day you get to hear everyone’s thoughts. We do have a wizard that owes us a favor…

 

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wBASERadio Podcast Episode 2 - Karaokast

NEW CAST MEMBERS: BENJI AND JANETTE!

- More about Nugget Tossing (now with 57 times more PORN!)

- Designer Handbags

- Keeping your woman in line

- Parody Porno Titles

- Wet Asses

- The karaoke begins…

- WBR cover of Extreme’s cover of Ass Plow’s “More Than Words”

- WBR cover of Poison’s cover of Ass Plow’s “Every Rose Has a Thorn”

- WBR cover of Mr. Big’s cover of Ass Plow’s “I’m the One Who Wants to be With Jews”

 

 wBASERadio Podcast Episode 2 [22:26m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

(10:29:03 PM) Robo: I have another porn for you
(10:29:17 PM) Green: Yes.
(10:29:21 PM) Robo: http://www.xhamster.com/movies/45363/she_loves_cream_of_wheat.html
(10:30:42 PM) Green: God I love how I they dance to the music.
(10:32:15 PM) Green: Is he… is he… snapping his fingers? Yes! YES he IS!
(10:32:23 PM) Green: Oh, no… there’s not another…
(10:32:24 PM) Green: yes…
(10:32:26 PM) Green: THERE IS!
(10:32:31 PM) Green: A fucking piece of TOAST
(10:32:49 PM) Green: Please tell me he’s going to get in on the action…
(10:33:00 PM) Green: SAX MAN
(10:33:20 PM) Green: I’m horny and enjoying jazz.
(10:33:43 PM) Green: Lame, no money shot.
(10:34:10 PM) Green: And the line after is so obvious… “I just LOVE cream of wheat all over my face!”

(12:28:50 AM) Louie: my garden is growing at an unstoppable rate
(12:29:07 AM) Louie: and soon my garage will look like wrigley field minus all the losing
(12:29:11 AM) Green: There’s only one plant I care about.
(12:29:15 AM) Green: Cilantro.
(12:29:26 AM) Louie: you should grow your own cilantro
(12:29:34 AM) Louie: vast fields of it
(12:29:47 AM) Louie: where cilantro is no longer born….
(12:29:50 AM) Louie: it is grown
(12:30:08 AM) Louie: for the longest time i wouldn’t believe it
(12:30:17 AM) Louie: until i saw the fields with my own eyes
(12:30:26 AM) Green: I’m getting chills.
(12:30:36 AM) Louie: what is the cilantro matrix?
(12:30:39 AM) Louie: control.
(12:30:48 AM) Louie: OF FRESH MEXICAN FLAVOR!
(12:30:55 AM) Green: YES!

Recorded sometime in January 2007, this fabled recording was lost, found, lost again, misplaced, destroyed, reassembled, remastered, shat on, thrown in the Mississippi River, caught by a fisherman, cleaned, marinated, and pan-seared, delivered hot, fresh, and delicious to you.

I’m gonna be honest with you… this one is mostly about horse cock.

 

 wBASERadio Vintage Podcast - The Ocho [34:52m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

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New commercials will debut… beats will be dropped… souls will be reaped…

Be there or be banished to the great beyond (before the times of Ass Plow)!

Yes, I know when you read the title you thought to yourself… “PeePoo”? Isn’t that what my grandma does after she has her daily coffee enema? Instead of answering that question I’m just going to move on and ignore that ridiculous look on your face.

Well, last night a couple of us ranking authorities here at WBR blazed into the morning hours working on the next installment of BASE RADIO. We’ve got a lot of exciting content to come, including a couple of guest, one-time performances of some classic movie soundtrack titles, new commercials, and some fresh, succulent beats you can really wrap your mouth around.

Go ahead… wrap your mouth around it.

Ever had one? Discuss.

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 wBASERadio Podcast Episode 1 [45:30m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

Topics Included

• Dicks
• Dick Soup
• Drunken Rascal Men
• Anal Rape
• Dental Dams
• Mexican Steroids
• Midgets/Nuggets
• Nugget Tossing
• Working Yourself Really Hard Left-Handed
• Camera Angles
• World Penile Length Distribution (Erect)
• Masturbatory Police Blotter
• On-the-road Masturbation Tools
• Foreskin Condoms
• The Mythical Blue Clit
• One Guy, One Jar
• Grammar with Green: Nether Regions
• Jesus on the Radio
• Water Napkins
• Flashing a Cameraless Laptop
• Gigantic Tit Answering Machine
• Happy Birthday!
• Cyber/Cybill Shepherd Eiffel Towering