wBASERadio - Reaching ALL the Beaches http://www.wbaseradio.com/blag Reaching ALL the Beaches! Tue, 19 May 2009 15:23:51 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.7.1 en hourly 1 ©wBASERadio green@wbaseradio.com (wBASERadio) green@wbaseradio.com(wBASERadio) Comedy Radio Podcast 1440 base, radio, podcast, wbaseradio, comedy, hilarious, ridiculous, incredulous * Reaching ALL the Beaches * An internet radio show consisting of an intense mashup of stream of consciousness conversation, booze, a curious disposition towards dick and fart jokes, and our own uniquely disturbing perspective on life called wBASERadio. This podcast highlights the best slash worse slash best again of the show. wBASERadio wBASERadio green@wbaseradio.com No yes http://www.wbaseradio.com/blag/images/podcast-logo-144.jpg wBASERadio - Reaching ALL the Beaches http://www.wbaseradio.com/blag 144 144 wBASERadio Vintage Podcast - El Nine-O! http://www.wbaseradio.com/blag/?p=126 http://www.wbaseradio.com/blag/?p=126#comments Tue, 19 May 2009 03:01:46 +0000 Green http://www.wbaseradio.com/blag/?p=126 Heralded by many as “the greatest possible sequel to The Ocho that could ever have been imagined by someone’s mind”, El Nine-O is a template for comedy gold. Fuck that, it’s a template for comedy PLATINUM, BABY. Listen, and your ears will thank you. I really don’t know *how* they’re going to do that per se… maybe, like, one day that won’t be as waxy or something. Or maybe for one day you get to hear everyone’s thoughts. We do have a wizard that owes us a favor…

]]> http://www.wbaseradio.com/blag/?feed=rss2&p=126 29:17 Heralded by many as "the greatest possible sequel to The Ocho that could ever have been imagined by someone's mind", El Nine-O is a template ... Heralded by many as "the greatest possible sequel to The Ocho that could ever have been imagined by someone's mind", El Nine-O is a template for comedy gold. Fuck that, it's a template for comedy PLATINUM, BABY. Listen, and your ears will thank you. I really don't know *how* they're going to do that per se... maybe, like, one day that won't be as waxy or something. Or maybe for one day you get to hear everyone's thoughts. We do have a wizard that owes us a favor... wBASERadio,Podcast wBASERadio no No wBASERadio Podcast Episode 2 - Karaokast http://www.wbaseradio.com/blag/?p=121 http://www.wbaseradio.com/blag/?p=121#comments Tue, 12 May 2009 00:44:11 +0000 Green http://www.wbaseradio.com/blag/?p=121 wBASERadio Podcast Episode 2 - Karaokast

NEW CAST MEMBERS: BENJI AND JANETTE!

- More about Nugget Tossing (now with 57 times more PORN!)

- Designer Handbags

- Keeping your woman in line

- Parody Porno Titles

- Wet Asses

- The karaoke begins…

- WBR cover of Extreme’s cover of Ass Plow’s “More Than Words”

- WBR cover of Poison’s cover of Ass Plow’s “Every Rose Has a Thorn”

- WBR cover of Mr. Big’s cover of Ass Plow’s “I’m the One Who Wants to be With Jews”

]]> http://www.wbaseradio.com/blag/?feed=rss2&p=121 22:26 wBASERadio Podcast Episode 2 - Karaokast NEW CAST MEMBERS: BENJI AND JANETTE! - More about Nugget Tossing (now with 57 times more PORN!) - Designer Handbags - Keeping ... wBASERadio Podcast Episode 2 - Karaokast NEW CAST MEMBERS: BENJI AND JANETTE! - More about Nugget Tossing (now with 57 times more PORN!) - Designer Handbags - Keeping your woman in line - Parody Porno Titles - Wet Asses - The karaoke begins... - WBR cover of Extreme's cover of Ass Plow's "More Than Words" - WBR cover of Poison's cover of Ass Plow's "Every Rose Has a Thorn" - WBR cover of Mr. Big's cover of Ass Plow's "I'm the One Who Wants to be With Jews" wBASERadio,Podcast wBASERadio yes No Listener Conversation http://www.wbaseradio.com/blag/?p=118 http://www.wbaseradio.com/blag/?p=118#comments Thu, 07 May 2009 03:34:51 +0000 Green http://www.wbaseradio.com/blag/?p=118 (10:29:03 PM) Robo: I have another porn for you
(10:29:17 PM) Green: Yes.
(10:29:21 PM) Robo: http://www.xhamster.com/movies/45363/she_loves_cream_of_wheat.html
(10:30:42 PM) Green: God I love how I they dance to the music.
(10:32:15 PM) Green: Is he… is he… snapping his fingers? Yes! YES he IS!
(10:32:23 PM) Green: Oh, no… there’s not another…
(10:32:24 PM) Green: yes…
(10:32:26 PM) Green: THERE IS!
(10:32:31 PM) Green: A fucking piece of TOAST
(10:32:49 PM) Green: Please tell me he’s going to get in on the action…
(10:33:00 PM) Green: SAX MAN
(10:33:20 PM) Green: I’m horny and enjoying jazz.
(10:33:43 PM) Green: Lame, no money shot.
(10:34:10 PM) Green: And the line after is so obvious… “I just LOVE cream of wheat all over my face!”

]]> http://www.wbaseradio.com/blag/?feed=rss2&p=118 The Cilantro Matrix http://www.wbaseradio.com/blag/?p=114 http://www.wbaseradio.com/blag/?p=114#comments Wed, 06 May 2009 05:30:17 +0000 Green http://www.wbaseradio.com/blag/the-cilantro-matrix (12:28:50 AM) Louie: my garden is growing at an unstoppable rate
(12:29:07 AM) Louie: and soon my garage will look like wrigley field minus all the losing
(12:29:11 AM) Green: There’s only one plant I care about.
(12:29:15 AM) Green: Cilantro.
(12:29:26 AM) Louie: you should grow your own cilantro
(12:29:34 AM) Louie: vast fields of it
(12:29:47 AM) Louie: where cilantro is no longer born….
(12:29:50 AM) Louie: it is grown
(12:30:08 AM) Louie: for the longest time i wouldn’t believe it
(12:30:17 AM) Louie: until i saw the fields with my own eyes
(12:30:26 AM) Green: I’m getting chills.
(12:30:36 AM) Louie: what is the cilantro matrix?
(12:30:39 AM) Louie: control.
(12:30:48 AM) Louie: OF FRESH MEXICAN FLAVOR!
(12:30:55 AM) Green: YES!

]]> http://www.wbaseradio.com/blag/?feed=rss2&p=114 wBASERadio Vintage Podcast - The OCHO! http://www.wbaseradio.com/blag/?p=107 http://www.wbaseradio.com/blag/?p=107#comments Tue, 05 May 2009 02:00:53 +0000 Green http://www.wbaseradio.com/blag/?p=107 Recorded sometime in January 2007, this fabled recording was lost, found, lost again, misplaced, destroyed, reassembled, remastered, shat on, thrown in the Mississippi River, caught by a fisherman, cleaned, marinated, and pan-seared, delivered hot, fresh, and delicious to you.

I’m gonna be honest with you… this one is mostly about horse cock.

]]> http://www.wbaseradio.com/blag/?feed=rss2&p=107 34:52 Recorded sometime in January 2007, this fabled recording was lost, found, lost again, misplaced, destroyed, reassembled, remastered, shat on, thrown in the Mississippi River, caught ... Recorded sometime in January 2007, this fabled recording was lost, found, lost again, misplaced, destroyed, reassembled, remastered, shat on, thrown in the Mississippi River, caught by a fisherman, cleaned, marinated, and pan-seared, delivered hot, fresh, and delicious to you. I'm gonna be honest with you... this one is mostly about horse cock. Podcast,,wBASERadio,Podcast wBASERadio yes No BEACON: wBASERadio Broadcast TONIGHT @ 7 PM CST! http://www.wbaseradio.com/blag/?p=105 http://www.wbaseradio.com/blag/?p=105#comments Fri, 01 May 2009 23:35:48 +0000 Green http://www.wbaseradio.com/blag/?p=105 Watch THIS WEBSITE for the LISTEN LIVE link to appear!

Also - join the Chat room!

New commercials will debut… beats will be dropped… souls will be reaped…

Be there or be banished to the great beyond (before the times of Ass Plow)!

]]> http://www.wbaseradio.com/blag/?feed=rss2&p=105 PrePro http://www.wbaseradio.com/blag/?p=104 http://www.wbaseradio.com/blag/?p=104#comments Fri, 01 May 2009 17:19:06 +0000 Green http://www.wbaseradio.com/blag/prepro Yes, I know when you read the title you thought to yourself… “PeePoo”? Isn’t that what my grandma does after she has her daily coffee enema? Instead of answering that question I’m just going to move on and ignore that ridiculous look on your face.

Well, last night a couple of us ranking authorities here at WBR blazed into the morning hours working on the next installment of BASE RADIO. We’ve got a lot of exciting content to come, including a couple of guest, one-time performances of some classic movie soundtrack titles, new commercials, and some fresh, succulent beats you can really wrap your mouth around.

Go ahead… wrap your mouth around it.

]]> http://www.wbaseradio.com/blag/?feed=rss2&p=104 Blood Orgasm http://www.wbaseradio.com/blag/?p=102 http://www.wbaseradio.com/blag/?p=102#comments Wed, 29 Apr 2009 22:44:11 +0000 Green http://www.wbaseradio.com/blag/blood-orgasm Ever had one? Discuss.

]]> http://www.wbaseradio.com/blag/?feed=rss2&p=102 Holy shit, we’re on iTunes http://www.wbaseradio.com/blag/?p=97 http://www.wbaseradio.com/blag/?p=97#comments Tue, 28 Apr 2009 17:09:25 +0000 Green http://www.wbaseradio.com/blag/?p=97 Someone made a serious mistake at Apple and approved our podcast listing.

GO HERE

]]> http://www.wbaseradio.com/blag/?feed=rss2&p=97 wBASERadio Podcast Episode 1 - The Downbeat of the Big Bang http://www.wbaseradio.com/blag/?p=79 http://www.wbaseradio.com/blag/?p=79#comments Tue, 28 Apr 2009 01:33:53 +0000 Green http://www.wbaseradio.com/blag/?p=79

Topics Included

  • Dicks
  • Dick Soup
  • Drunken Rascal Men
  • Anal Rape
  • Dental Dams
  • Mexican Steroids
  • Midgets/Nuggets
  • Nugget Tossing
  • Working Yourself Really Hard Left-Handed
  • Camera Angles
  • World Penile Length Distribution (Erect)
  • Masturbatory Police Blotter
  • On-the-road Masturbation Tools
  • Foreskin Condoms
  • The Mythical Blue Clit
  • One Guy, One Jar
  • Grammar with Green: Nether Regions
  • Jesus on the Radio
  • Water Napkins
  • Flashing a Cameraless Laptop
  • Gigantic Tit Answering Machine
  • Happy Birthday!
  • Cyber/Cybill Shepherd Eiffel Towering
]]> http://www.wbaseradio.com/blag/?feed=rss2&p=79 45:30 Topics Included Dicks Dick Soup Drunken Rascal Men Anal Rape Dental Dams Mexican Steroids Midgets/Nuggets Nugget Tossing Working Yourself Really Hard Left-Handed Camera Angles World Penile Length Distribution (Erect) Masturbator Topics Included Dicks Dick Soup Drunken Rascal Men Anal Rape Dental Dams Mexican Steroids Midgets/Nuggets Nugget Tossing Working Yourself Really Hard Left-Handed Camera Angles World Penile Length Distribution (Erect) Masturbatory Police Blotter On-the-road Masturbation Tools Foreskin Condoms The Mythical Blue Clit One Guy, One Jar Grammar with Green: Nether Regions Jesus on the Radio Water Napkins Flashing a Cameraless Laptop Gigantic Tit Answering Machine Happy Birthday! Cyber/Cybill Shepherd Eiffel Towering Podcast,,wBASERadio,Podcast wBASERadio no No