The Cilantro Matrix
filed in AIM Hilarity on May.06, 2009
(12:28:50 AM) Louie: my garden is growing at an unstoppable rate
(12:29:07 AM) Louie: and soon my garage will look like wrigley field minus all the losing
(12:29:11 AM) Green: There’s only one plant I care about.
(12:29:15 AM) Green: Cilantro.
(12:29:26 AM) Louie: you should grow your own cilantro
(12:29:34 AM) Louie: vast fields of it
(12:29:47 AM) Louie: where cilantro is no longer born….
(12:29:50 AM) Louie: it is grown
(12:30:08 AM) Louie: for the longest time i wouldn’t believe it
(12:30:17 AM) Louie: until i saw the fields with my own eyes
(12:30:26 AM) Green: I’m getting chills.
(12:30:36 AM) Louie: what is the cilantro matrix?
(12:30:39 AM) Louie: control.
(12:30:48 AM) Louie: OF FRESH MEXICAN FLAVOR!
(12:30:55 AM) Green: YES!


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